Thank you for your interest in Freaky Rivet.
If you want to get in touch with us, use this form. It’s dull, we know. We tried several other means of communication, including telepathy and meeting in another part of the astral plain, but we found that stuff was often lost in translation. So we settled on this form. We’ll try to get back to you within 48 hours.
If you’d like to do this the really old fashioned way, you can certainly write to us with papyrus and quill. Our address is 145-157 St. John Street, London, UK, EC1V 4PW. If all else fails, then you can call us on 020 8144 3551 – but please only use this as a last resort, it is far more efficient to contact us through the form above.